AVD crash on start with EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION_READ (ntdll.dll)

(not the same as this question)

This crash and error message

(Emulator: Process finished with exit code -1073741819 (0xC0000005))

has zero information online so I wouldn't know where to look. This is the AVD crash report

Operating system: Windows NT
                  10.0.18855 
CPU: amd64
     family 6 model 94 stepping 3
     4 CPUs

Crash reason:  EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION_READ
Crash address: 0x200000001
Assertion: Unknown assertion type 0x00000000
Process uptime: not available

Thread 56 (crashed)
 0  ntdll.dll + 0x71711

I've tried uninstalling and reinstalling, updating HAXM, and deleting every .android, .androidstudio, .gradle and SDK folders to no avail. I have no way to lunch an AVD whatsoever