MongoDB executables failed to start (0xc000007b)

Every time I try to run any MongoDB exes on a Windows 10 workstation., I get this error:

The application was unable to start correctly (0xc000007b).

I've tried:

1. installing some VC++ redists
2. reinstalling MongoDB
3. going through the .dll dependencies and copying missing ones into my WOW64 folder.

Now I'm totally at a loss at what to do.